Much ado about nothing

September 18, 2010

So this lady at the office was explaining how she was looking forward to being able to start work again, after her holiday.  Because she so enjoys her profession, it’s more of a calling really.   And I nodded, with what I think was a reasonably believable approximation of an appreciative smile.  And I added some personal comment about an admirable attitude (which in a way I really meant).  But I was also thinking about strangling her, as euthanasia.  Then later, during what must have been Brown Noser day, another guy was explaining his theory about how sad it must be for people to go to work every day, performing jobs they didn’t really like – nay love – to do.  He too tended to look forward eagerly to the end of his vacation.  

Personally, I don’t suffer from this deformation.  I can’t think of a feasible job that I would enjoy doing for the rest of my days.  I think a work-life balance is the only obtainable practical solution.  For me, life starts the minute I walk out the door.   As counterweight for unpleasant duty performance.

In general, the longer you are able to stay away – without the risk that at some point your car will be towed away – the more you will enjoy yourself.  And I can even imagine being completely happy with much less, if my household situation was different.

We’re not meant to sit through endless meetings and to spend most of our lives writing down – in as structured a fashion as possible – an eternal stream of everyday petty problems, risk evaluations and irritating inefficiencies, having to repeat them over and over, in an infinite series of formats and schedules.  The communication versus action ratio in any given organization is absurdly disproportionate, so most of the time no progress is ever made.  You can only hope that the core business doesn’t get damaged too much in the process.  

Reorganization strategies are farces, when everyone is trying to dance to 20 different tunes at the same time.  With theoretical plan upon plan being stacked sky-high, until the stacks topple over and absolute chaos is the only thing that remains crystal-clear.   Upon which time the sorting out can start over again.  Like the unchanging tide.   (Started out this post with some other ideas, … but re-reading I guess I had to get this rant off of my chest first.)  It’s a rat race in a paper mill.

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10 Responses to “Much ado about nothing”


  1. Good morning from England… reads as if the week has been guano covered! The dilbert says it all. I manged to stay out of almost all management guff whilst a medic, other than direct clinical related stuff… I am not a committe person!

    Have a great weekend.

    • Gruff Guano Says:

      Hey, Galloway, good morning and a great weekend to you too. I think my post was inspired by you actually. You asked a question about work, and I was mulling over what to write in the mail. Started on a post first… and there was a crossover. Gotta get started on the renovation first. More scribblings tonight possibly.

  2. Bearman Says:

    As the quote says. “Work to Live not Live to Work”

  3. duncanr Says:

    I suspect a great many people will identify with the situation you describe

    I try as far as is possible to work from home rather than the office – in part to avoid getting dragged in to umpteen interminable inconclusive meetings !

    • Gruff Guano Says:

      I don’t know if I would get much done working
      from home. I think I’d turn on TV and surf the internet a lot. Unless there would be deadlines involved. I can be motivated by deadlines, like a salmon in mating season.


  4. This one time a guy at my work said he loves his job so much, he’d do it “for free.” I was like, “Cool, I’ll take your salary, and you can work for free.” People like that . . . good for them . . . but I am not of that fabric.

    • Gruff Guano Says:

      Maybe we should start an exchange program. I’ll send some of our office dorks over for an international internship. And you can then lead them astray in the local nightlife, with a good chance that they’ll never make it out.

      And I’ll do the same over here with your overenthusiastic co-workers.

  5. Susi Spice Says:

    give me a friggin break, id call both of these people up on it and say “watever, you sucks ups, try getting a life man” laugh it off and they would laugh with me even though I just insulted them haha.


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