Googol perplexity
September 19, 2010
Ever wonder where the word ‘Google’ came from ? It’s a misspelling of the word Googol, which refers to a number: a 1 followed by one hundred zeroes. Meant as a pun on the amount of information that is available on the internet. (An even larger number is Googolplex) Random Google surfing is like bumpy black slope skiing: you have a general idea where you want to go, but you always take a different path than planned, and you end up off course and glad you made it in one piece, without being distracted too much by strangeness like alien chicks on snow beasts.
Yes, if there’s anything omnipresent on the internet it’s our generation’s Star Wars Fetish. It will pass. My sons being Alien vs predator fans (movie, games, stealth attacks on our staircase, the works), I couldn’t help noticing the resemblance to a well known brand of pregnancy test. In a Freudian analysis, this movie would be linked to the fear of unwanted pregnancy: “Alien vs Predictor” All this as an introduction to some internet archeology: the famous
“Alien vs predator” shower scene.
Equally hazardous as showering in the apartment of your mortal enemy, is public speaking. Because a Freudian slip up these days will render you immortal on YouTube. Unless you really believe in yourself, this new trend of remixing the speeches into musical versions is especially troublesome. So far they mostly seem to target people that have a tendency to talk melodically, like the specimen that my good blog buddy IzaakMak fished out of the pond. Of course it’s just a harmless parody, because I do applaud what this Jacob Isom did. It’s indeed an unnecessary provocation to disrespect symbols. But let’s not forget that religious fundamentalists usually also disrespect freedom of choice. So politically active skaters might want to take it one step further, and snatch away from fanatics as many Bibles, Qur’ans, Torahs, Tripitaka’s, … as possible, everywhere. The books can then be kept in a safe place, to prevent them being misinterpreted for power-trip purposes.
OPM “Heaven is a halfpipe”
Some more browsing taught me that social awareness and humour have gone hand in hand before. And as often, somewhat outdated texts can prove to be surprisingly relevant in present day contexts.
( Charlie Chaplin and Mahatma Ghandi together in 1931. )
“We the people“, Charlie Chaplin speech remix.


September 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I have a warrior chick on a polar bear tattooo which goes close to your alien chick/snowbeast pic
September 19, 2010 at 7:06 pm
We have the same taste in pictures and symbolism. Deep down us modern men crave for adventures in which we could ride beasts and befriend warrior women. Or the other way around.
September 19, 2010 at 2:44 pm
great post, so want that rug in my house… princess Leia I have given up on so will be satisfied with a snow beast instead… loved the AVP scene, LOL!!
September 19, 2010 at 7:11 pm
That shower scene is one of the funniest things on the internet. I must have watched it 1.000 times and it still makes me smile every time.
About Princess Leia, .. actually, the longer you wait, the more chance you will have with Carrie Fisher.
http://www.celebritypuke.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/celebritypukecom-fisher2.jpg
September 19, 2010 at 6:26 pm
That was really good, and I was deeply moved by the Charlie Remix. On a more humorous note, The princess Leia on the rug image reminded me of this:
September 19, 2010 at 7:12 pm
LOL!!
September 19, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Hahaha ! I never saw that before. Great.
I was a little worried that my sons would hear the foul language and I would be a bad influence (again). But I needn’t worry, because as soon as the song started playing, they both sang along, especially the foul language bits. Disturbing and reassuring at the same time: A, I’m obviously not the only bad influence in their lives, and B, their english is improving. (I can still hear them shout ‘BIACH’ upstairs, in Yoda’s voice.)
September 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Damn kids! Mine never allowed me that God-like sense of superiority I expected to have. They were always at least two steps ahead of where I thought they were!
September 19, 2010 at 8:13 pm
September 19, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Alien can get predator back by leaving her eggs all over the apartment.
September 20, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Rooting for the acidblood serpent ey. Well Predator knows what it’s up to, because he’s INVISIBLE.
September 20, 2010 at 11:25 am
Is that a snow beast throw rug by any chance? Cool, gotta get me one of them!!!
September 20, 2010 at 8:17 pm
You’ve got to show us pictures of your interior decoration. I’m imagining something in between a flea market and a wizard’s tent.
September 22, 2010 at 11:01 am
and full of shit… no im serious… she has spread manure all over her garden and now the whole street smells LOL thanks loon i can smell it all the way here!
September 23, 2010 at 7:57 pm
So is the alarm phase over yet ? Did the hole in the ozon layer get any bigger ? Did anyone check ?
September 21, 2010 at 6:33 am
I had my first sexual explosion at the Googolplex two towns over. It was just the romance of watching Danny DeVito in “Twins” and having a whole bag of Twizzlers to myself. Magical.
September 21, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Just looked up what you meant, Vodka&GB. I didn’t know about Googolplex theaters. We used to have a lot of smaller movie theaters downtown. But they were closed when the mega size cinema complexes were built, (the group called ‘kinepolis’ over here)
Except for one small neighborhood movie theater, that was renovated from rubble. That piece of nostalgia reminds me a lot of a movie in which Jim Carrey plays a serious roll for a change. Called “The Majestic”, really worth watching.
Perhaps good for another magical moment.
December 15, 2010 at 7:38 pm
(Crap. I was browsing some just now, checking some stats, and I accidently clicked on the ‘like’ button on my own post. Can’t seem to be able to undo it. Except by hiding the ‘likes’. Which means editing this post, which means that it would be mailed to the subscribers, … which would be a rather stupid way to attract attention to this small mistake of mine. So for those of you who happen to notice this by chance, just for the record: no, It wasn’t my intention to brag about this rather random text of mine.)
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