A delectable meal

Warner:  “Just gimme the bottle and I’m gonna knock her over the head with it.”

Barbara:  “Yeah yeah, sure thing, killer. “

Warner:  “Or break it and stab her in the throat, that’ll shut her yap.”

Barbara:  “Well, mind the blood spray and don’t get any of it on your tuxedo.”

Warner:  “GIMME the bottle, hun, I mean it this time.”

Barbara:  “Alright, let me finish the Tequila first, and then you can bludgeon my 86 year old great aunt Charlotte to a gruesome death, in broad daylight, right in front of 40 wedding guests.   I’m sure my cousin Ann wouldn’t mind a homicide on her wedding day.”

Warner:  “Don’t ya think ya had enough of Tequila by the way ?”

Barbara:  “I’ll tell you what.  You have your way of dealing with these family gathering situations, by fantasizing about killing half of my family.  And I have my own little method of escape.  Alright ? honey ?”

Warner:  “Who picked the “White Flamingo Resort” anyway ?   Couldn’t they find anything more conceited in the entire Everglades area ?“

Barbara:  “Uhuh”

Warner:  “No, seriously, I just don’t see why we had to drive for hours from Miami Lakes, to get to some fake classy luxury joint out here in the wilderness.”

Barbara:  “I’m sure they would have consulted you first, dear.   If you hadn’t insulted every single person in my family several times.”

Warner:  “Look at this menu for Christ’s sake:   ‘From our savory appetizers to our enticing entrees’ …    ENTICING ENTREES !!    Sounds like SOME bait.   I bet you could catch busloads of your relatives with this shit, and use Sarin gas on them in the ‘Tuscan Room’.  What the fuck is a Tuscan room anyway.”

M. Pierce “Well hello  !!! You two !!  Are we having FUN !!??  “

Barbara:  “Hi, aunt Mildred, aren’t we always ?”

Warner:  (reading out loud from the menu) “Just another “enchanting evening filled with conversation, live entertainment, and delectable meals”, aunt Mildred.”

M. Pierce (handing out two cocktails)  “Eeah.. I’m sorry honey ? I didn’t catch that”

Warner:  “I SAID we hit the MOTHERLOAD of “meal choices, savory appetizers, enticing entrée’s, and mouthwatering desserts”, aunty Mildred.”

M. Pierce  “Eheh… uh, yes dear.  Well cheers !”

Warner: (downing his Pineapple Juice Cocktail)  “Cheers !”   …. (mumbling:) “ya old permafrost”

M. Pierce  “By the way, Warner ?  Your last 3 cocktails contained Cowbane juice.  Which is extremely poisonous.   You will probably experience nausea in about ten minutes.  Followed by difficulties in breathing, unconsciousness and death in a few hours.   I guess you could start heading back to the nearest town, but I’m afraid it’s a close call because of the distance.  And also, your car is blocked by a bunch of other cars, and I don’t think anyone will volunteer to drive you.”

Barbara:  “waiter !!”