Aimless drive

February 5, 2011

So the president of the Republic of Egypt announced his departure, and his entire party just quit.  I guess that’s good for democracy.  Right ?  After all, Egypt has been under emergency law since 1967, meaning extended police powers, suspended constitutional rights, and legalized censorship.  Seems like about time for some freedom.

Now let’s hope that the new rulers, won’t – say – destroy the pyramids and the Sphinx of Giza, or something like that, because they consider them to be pre Muslim heathen symbols.  But, in all fairness, there’s no need to be too concerned.  Why not give people a chance.

Or a nursery action song.

And if all else fails, we’ll send in the 6 million dollar men.  (Imagine the sound effects yourself.    OK, here they are.)

Meanwhile …. meanwhile, what ?   O yeah:

…style, Zimbabweans have it, and we have it.

 

You know we are.

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6 Responses to “Aimless drive”


  1. Bloodhound Gang sounds like Cake. Love it.

    • Gruff Guano Says:

      I like stuff from Cake. Especially ‘Never There’. Good song, and the brass section & background vocals add just that little bit of absurdity to make it fabulous.


  2. BBC says Mubarak is stil there?

    • Gruff Guano Says:

      Hi Dave. Yes but he won’t be a candidate for reelection in September. And the top leadership body (Chairman &Secretary General) of his National Democratic Party, including his son, resigned their position. I guess it’s the beginning of a tactical retreat.

      I wonder why I have to approve you guys’ comments again. Must have something to do with deleting cookies I suppose.

  3. frigginloon Says:

    Oh Gruff shit, if only politics were that simple. Lucky they don’t have oil or the US might just….oh wait a minute…never mind.

    Hope they don’t turn the pyramids into tourist hotels because the air conditioning ducts would ruin the ambiance !!!!!

    • Gruff Guano Says:

      As simple as demotivational posters ? That does work, you know. After the poster “BELGIAN GOVERNMENT (Get real, you surrealistic fucks.)”, we haven’t seen a single formation of a council of ministers. It’s been about 8 months now.

      I looked it up and the company that is specialized in air conditioning for tombs and mausoleums is called TUPAC. (Tutankhamun’s Undead Pandemic Airco Curse)


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